caitlin's house.

these are quotes from our favorite 80's movies.. well actually no. these are quotes from songs, and quotes from people i know and people i dont know. yeah. so say something good and you too may earn your place on this page. i know, i know.  dont die from excitement. 

too bad mosquitoes dont suck fat .  .  .  .  sign outside a health club .

you are your worst revenge . your very means, they have no ends  .  .  .  .  jawbreaker . sluttering .

god i wish i could hate you for the rest of my life . nothing would make me happier .  .  .  .  midtown . rock n roll .

hold on gotta spit  .  .  .  . jamie .

and even if its easy to be free, whats your definition of freedom?  .  .  .  .  nofx . perfect government .

but, but, kate doesnt have to eat jesus meat  .  .  .  .  hannah .

thats why i love the macarena... even grandma can get a lil funky  .  .  .  .  hannahs dad .

i think the whole 'rebirth' of punk rock is a load of shit  .  .  . .  billie joe armstrong .

cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! boiled dripping beef fart bubble butt! hemorrhoidal suck navel! Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!  .  .  .  .  rufio

cos when the music hits i feel no pain at all  .  .  .  .  rancid . radio .

You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?  .  .  .  .  tatum riley . scream .

Gale Weathers: Jesus, get the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name's not Jesus.

You call this sucky?  Would you call someone who wrote fugues and tocattas despite a Hapsburg succession...sucky?  Would you call someone who defined Baroque style...sucky?  Would you call "the master ofthe fugue"...sucky?  Well, then, if that's sucky, I want to suck gosh darn it! - Hannah "WWJD?" Geller

When I was your age all I ever thought about was sex. not money, just sex. . .Mr Kane

Why don't people have wheels? . . .ibn battuta 
[ed. note: no, kate does not think that good ol' ibn actually said this. this is entirely hannah's doing, as are many of these quotes.]

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. . . Clarence

betcha on land they understand that you dont RePrEmAnD YoUr DauGhTeRs! . . . the little mermaid and tom

no!...no curling up in little balls till we figure this out!  .  .  .  daniel

heredity is a creepy thing my dear . . . sean

she reminds me of blue cheese, cause she doesnt make any sense . . . hannah

everything i need on a date.... lipstick, keys to someplace, and of course an orange. . . . stephanie tanner, full house